869 definitions by alex
The action sound for punching, shooting a gun... etc.
Like when you were a kid and you made gun noises... pew pew pew
by Alex May 15, 2003 add a video
Invented the seed drill in 1701 and was the name of the best damn band ever
My cat's name is "jethro tull"
by Alex Feb 13, 2003 add a video
a fast and easy way to notify you that your penis is too small
Man, I'm glad that email came, or I wouldn't have gotten that date!
by Alex Jan 18, 2004 add a video
vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.
Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?
by Alex Feb 26, 2003 add a video
|40.||George W. Bush|
Proof of the American dream - it's true - ANYONE can become President of the United States of America.
"Yes Georgie! Harder!" - Tony Blair.
by Alex Jun 30, 2003 add a video
|41.||Can't be arsed|
To be seriously demotivated.
To be disinclined to get off one's arse.
To be unwilling to do something.
I just can't be arsed
by Alex Jan 9, 2004 add a video
A jew who tries to act black.
Stan is a fuckin jigger.
by alex May 21, 2004 add a video