n. 1. Italians of families long
known to reside in Milan, Italy. Characterized by their fair
skin and brownish hair.
2. A resident of Milan, Italy. Characterized by their slumped shoulders, dead
eyes, frantic pace, and stubborn insistence that Milan is a great place to live.
"I was waiting at Loreto
for the Metro when a Milanese bastard damn near
shoved me onto the tracks
in his hurry to get by. Luckily, a pile of dogshit and broken syringes
broke my fall. Why is this
place considered a fashion capitol again?"