1 definition by aj sun

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1. a device that forces water through a nozzle for the purpose of vaginal or anal cleansing.
2. a malevolent and ignorant person who inspires an exteeme feeling of loathing in others.
source: douchecards.com

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Whoever took my my cream soda from the fridge is a real douche.
by aj sun March 16, 2009

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