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23 definitions by ainolketta

Probaby the funniest shit known to man or beast.
John saw an episode of South Park and laughed for the rest of his life.
by Ainolketta February 19, 2005
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Anybody who is not Michael Jackson's lover.
Billie Jean is not my lover, scumbag!
by Ainolketta March 12, 2005
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An adjective referring to something that is very good, stylish, or otherwise positive. It is among the most common slang terms used in today's world.
Your computer is very cool.
by Ainolketta February 19, 2005
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A man who has had his penis cut off by his wife. Coined in 1993 after Lorena Bobbit emasculated her husband when he was sleeping.
That poor bobbit should have never pissed off his wife.
by Ainolketta February 18, 2005
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Feeling a breeze against one's cock and balls.
John felt freedom after going commando.
by Ainolketta February 19, 2005
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A popular shock image on the Internet. It features a naked Asian woman lying down in a bathtub with her buttocks pointed in the air. A stream of yellow fluid is coming out of her anus and landing upon her masked face. Her genitals are censored. It has often been compared to goatse.cx], another shock image.
Tubgirl is disgusting in the minds of many people.
by Ainolketta March 10, 2005
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I'm not sure if it's TV, but I'm sure that whoever came up with the idea needs to be taken out and shot. Repeatedly.
He watched reality TV and lost his IQ in the process.
by Ainolketta February 18, 2005
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