1 definition by ahbugbaiafobaaubSD

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·Home of Bundy Rum.

·Also a shit boring place to live in. The whole 'Bundy Rum' aspect may be enough to draw in tourists but after they're done taking a tour of how the drink is made I highly doubt they'll find anything else constructive to do. That's if they're still alive.

·Kind of like a combination of the worst parts of a country town and a miniaturized big city.

·Surrounded by towns full of hicks/bogans/yobos for about 350 km in every direction.

·Has it's very own resident hobo, known to pretty much the entire town. He may as well be a celebrity due to the amount of people who know him.

·About half of the male population aged 17-35 enjoys hooning around at night (and day) yelling profanities and insults at anybody who's NOT wearing cut-offs, queer looking sunglasses, sandals, and a gay coloured singlet. Hot girls are also immune from this bullshit. Although they may be subjected to horn honking, wolfwhistles and 'Hey baby!' or 'Nice legs!'.

·If you're not 14-30 and look like you're in a local Hardcore/metal band I'd strongly advise staying off the streets at night. Someone who doesn't fit that description is beat into a coma or something otherwise newsworthy at least once a week. Definitely not a safe place for backpackers (a few years ago a backpacker was pushed off a bridge just for her handbag). Unless of course it's backpackers in numbers. In which case it's not a safe place for anybody at night.
·Bundaberg is a shithole, I wish I had enough money to buy a house elsewhere. As long as that 'elsewhere' is none of the towns within a 350 sq/km radius.

·There are more attractive women on one block in Sydney than there are in all of Bundaberg.

·If I had a big rock, a 9-iron, a knife, some gasoline and a lighter handy then there'd be no more dickheads driving shitbox cars living in this town.

·Person 1: "Hey dude, it's like 11 pm, let's go hit up McDonald's for some burgers and shit."
Person 2: "Fuck that, I choose life."

Source: I live there.
by ahbugbaiafobaaubSD July 18, 2009

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