When you place pepper, or another type of nasal passage irritant on the tip of your member, and while the victim is sleeping, you place your junk under their nose, this will cause them to sneeze, as soon as their mouth opens, you slam that pants pepperoni into their oral cavity.
Nolan: "dude, what were you doing in my mom's room?"
Austin: "dog, i totally just sneezing weaseled your mom!"
Nolan "what the fuck i thoght we were friends!"
Austin: "i guess not because she loved it so she gave me a
key to the house, i will be back....with pepper"