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1 definition by aging uncracefully

 
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the exclamation that is screamed when you realize that the hair in your ears is growing faster than it can be plucked, while the hair on your head is falling out by the bushel.
Why in the hell is there so much freaking hair growing out of my ears.... damnit! time is cruel.
by aging uncracefully April 03, 2005