3 definitions by afterlifea7x

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A very attractive woman who is a Model and a professional wrestler. She is best known for her time in WWE where she was in a dance group called Extreme Expose. After leaving WWE she went back to Modelling. In 2010 she made her debut with TNA wrestling, under the ring name Miss Tessmacher. She has only held one Title, which is the Knockouts tag tiltes, with Tara.

Many male wrestling fans drool over how attractive she is and how much of a nice ass she has. Screw Pippa Middleton, Brooke Adams has the best ass in the world.
Hell Yeah! Miss Tessmacher (Brooke Adams) won the TNA Knockouts Tag Title with Tara!

Damn, Brooke Adams has a nice round ass!
by afterlifea7x August 06, 2011

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A hot Aussie model with everything every man would like. Firm tits and a nice round ass. She is also in the game NFS Pro Street, where she is a flag girl. With all of her gorgeous features, she is basically God's Gift to Man.
Damn, did you see Krystal Forscutt in that magazine!
by afterlifea7x May 06, 2011

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Hands down the worst female wrestler of all time. Has no talent whatsoever, and the only thing she's good at is rubbing her butt in other diva's faces. Every time I see her i always have to go to the bathroom because I think she is a big disgrace to wrestling. Period.
Brainless fan: Hey did you watch kelly kelly win the divas title on raw?

Fan with a brain: No i was in the bathroom. I hate her anyways.
by afterlifea7x July 27, 2011

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