2 definitions by afrijapc

A man who uses his own tears as lubrication during masturbation.
Jack is such a creep, he's a tearjerker.
by afrijapc June 28, 2010
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A sex act deemed so perverse that an alternative word (Pinocchio) is usually substituted for the primary term. Performing Canada's History involves nasal sex with a moose, and slaughtering the moose after the act is done.

Note: The moose is the pitcher, not the catcher, while performing Canada's History.
He's a freak, I heard that he likes to do Canada's History!
by afrijapc February 5, 2010
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