1. An acronym for "High-Maintenance Non-Relationship". It refers to a relationship between two people of the opposite sex where one is dependent upon the other but there is no intimate or familial basis for the relationship between them.
Some also call it a "friendship".
2. A relationship a man has with a woman he isn't dating.
Julie called me five times last night cause her cat died. She's a great girl and all, but I totally have a HMNR with her.
International Girl Conspiracy. The IGC is an underground organization consisting entirely of women dedicated to making the lives of men a living hell. Also know as 5th-wave feminism. Their major targets are single heterosexual men over the age of 12. Their techniques involve blacklisting, misdirection, withholding sex, feigning PMS in additional to more diabolical methods.
Ashley and I were just starting to hit it off but then I was shut down by the IGC and now she won't answer the phone anymore.