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5 definitions by adamo s

 
1.
when someone laughs so hard that they fart .
i made my sister laugh so hard she larted
by adamo s May 25, 2010
 
2.
O.T.S STANDS FOR OBSESSIVE TEXTING SYNDROME ITS FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE OBSSESED WITH TEXTING
MARIO:HOW WAS YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT ???
ADAMO S : I HAD TO CUT HER LOOSE SHE HAS O.T.S
by ADAMO S May 25, 2010
 
3.
its when you eat your girls pussy and she snaps her legs on your head cause its so good
my girl loved my oral last night but she gave me the bear trap
by adamo s May 25, 2010
 
4.
is when your girlfriend is sleeping and you sneak up on her and fart in face and run away when she wakes up all startled she smells your fart (love potion)
my girlfriend was a real bitch last night and when she fell asleep i gave her ''THE LOVE POTION''
by ADAMO S May 25, 2010
 
5.
is when you have sex in the missionary position with surgical gloves on and make ambulance noises during sex and then you take her pulse when your done lmaol
mario: my sex life is really boring

luigi: try doing THE PARAMEDIC
by ADAMO S July 13, 2010