4 definitions by action von jakson

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german/yiddish
a slow & awkwark person.
to move about slowly & w/ effort.
despite being dog-ass tired i had to schlep over to my honeys house if i wanted a ride.
by action von jakson September 30, 2004

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the cunt of the future
damn, that ass could shape the future!
by action von jakson October 01, 2004

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pud
semi hard wood. a not hard not soft prick.
i beat her about the head & face w/ my pud until it turned to wood.
by action von jakson September 30, 2004

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when two people, usualy men, align their anuses to allow shit to travel betwwen them.
spacedocking is a sad & disturbing comentary on the state of humanity.
by action von jakson September 30, 2004

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