The two Gods, Rachael the Impaler and Alexander the Child Abuser who are set to rule the earth in the not-so-distant future.
Minion 1: How do you describe the word, Awesome?
Minion 2: Well, there's nothing more awesome in the world than Rachael the Impaler and Alexander the Child Abuser.
Minion 1: That then, MUST be the definition for it!
Minion 2: YEAH!
*award-winning high-five is exchanged, by looking at each other's elbows*