38 definitions by acg2x

Phrase referring to when someone quotes, cites, or uses something that was previously done on The Simpsons. Thus, they are making a Simpsons reference.

This wonderful phrase can be used in virtually any setting, time or place.
Guy 1- "Ow! I dropped a hammer on my foot, dammit that hurts!"
Guy 2- "Haw-haw" (ala Nelson)
Guy 3- "Simpson's reference!"

Corporate Accountant- "Mr. CEO, our profits will increase by 42% over the next year due to this new project."
CEO (tapping is fingers together)- "Excellent"
Accountant- "Simpsons reference!"
by acg2x December 2, 2004
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Poker phrase about an improbable loss on a hand of cards. Means that you started the hand way ahead but got outdrawn, thus you suffered a bad beat.

Many casinos and card rooms offer extra incentives and jackpots for very bad beats (such as losing with four of a kind).
Playing Texas Hold-Em'...

I have 2-3
You have A-A

Flop comes A-2-K
Turn is a 2
River is a 2

In this hypothetical, I put a bad beat on you since your three Aces was way out in front of my pair of 2's after the flop.
by acg2x December 30, 2005
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1) - The Film Actors Guild, a play on words from Team America: World Police on the real-life Screen Actors Guild (S.A.G.).

2) - Liberal Hollywood.
1) - Alec Baldwin is a major F.A.G. (member).

2) - The F.A.G.'s are running their mouths about politics again...
by acg2x October 16, 2004
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Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.
I got piss drunk off Long Island's last night.
by acg2x February 27, 2004
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A poser. Someone who professes to live one style of life but reality tells a much different story.

Used as a diss in freestyleraping to describe someone who claims to be a thug or hard but is very much the opposite.
Guy 1- "Yo', Ja Rule is the realest nigga representin' the streets!"
Guy 2- "Hell no he ain't! He's a halfway crook"
by acg2x March 4, 2005
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Absolutely retarded way of saying pregnant. If it's slang used mainly by guys, it's obviously gay ones who didn't get the chick knocked up in the first place, because that's how it sounds. No man should ever use that phrase...EVER.
Guy 1- "Damn man..."
Guy 2- "What's up man? What's wrong?"
Guy 1- "My girlfriend's preggers"
Guy 2- "What the fuck did you just say?"
Guy 1- "She's preggers...you know, preggers"
Guy 2- "I'm going to kick your ass right now"
Guy 1- "OK, I deserve it"
by acg2x January 12, 2004
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Reference to the New York Yankeees made by Boston Red Sox President Larry Lucchino. Called such because of their propensity to purchase baseball championships year after year.
The Yankees are the evil empire of baseball with the highest payroll in baseball of almost $190 million.

However, the Red Sox, who refer to the Yankees as such, have a payroll of almost $130 million, second highest in baseball. Would that make them the almost-evil empire? Or, how about the jealous empire?
by acg2x October 16, 2004
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