The act of inserting a bottle cap into a mans penis hole then hammering it in deep. After that cover his dick with wet salt and then make 100 little cuts on the penis using an exacto knife. After that cut off his cock using a blunt hatchet and mail the mutilated penis to blizzard
I bottlecapped myself because kalgan wont nerf warriors
The act of inserting barbed wire carefully down the dick hole with extreme force. Then urinate, with the barbed wire in the penis hole, onto a light socket while standing on a nice wet floor (Preferably 4 or more inches of water with additives like acid for extra burning on the feet and a layer of exacto knifes glued upright on the floor for extreme cutting of the feet)
Life sucks so much I'm going to lightsocket myself tonight.