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2 definitions by abraham lincoln

 
1.
the act of inserting a penis into an eye socket and unmercifully humping the skull; often results with the eyeball being forced inside the skull and making maraca-like music
I will skull fuck you and turn you head into a maraca.
by abraham lincoln September 12, 2004
 
2.
Home of the criminal A-holes who run the First Energy Corporation, the folks who brought you the biggest electrical blackout in recorded history, and, save for less than a sixteenth of an inch of corroded metal at a nuclear power plant, the next Three Mile Island.
"Let's just Ohio this safety inspection and save 30% in the fourth quarter."
by Abraham Lincoln August 17, 2003