1 definition by ablabaster

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A piercing that makes one look like a mentally retarded bovine. Entitled first-world fauxhemians often get one to seem "unique", "edgy", and/or "outrageous". Arm yourself with caution, as they may bore you to death with diatribes about "cisgendered norms", "the patriarchy", and how monogamy is wrong if you enter their proximity.
So yesterday I got sooooo drunk while listening to the latest Animal Collective album and considered getting a septum piercing.
by ablabaster June 24, 2011

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