This acronym is a retort to the popular (yet stupid) online phrase, lmao
. It exposes the obvious stupidity of the concept of laughing one's own ass off.
hoeusmasrte>> I kik him in nuts!
Very much like touchy, but more so.
touchy feely is a phrase, BITCH
(adj) Ridiculously expensive
Comes from a word used on homestarrunner.com.
"This electricity bill is pretendous!" - the King of Town
Bypasses are devices which allow some people to drive from point A to point B very fast whilst other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people of point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people of point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.
"What do you mean, why's it got to be built? It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses."
. Used primarily when trying to sound like a pirate.
Aargh, ye scurvy she dog! Why don't ye show ol' Captain Jack yer booty
1) The official name of the new Nintendo Console. Previously known by its codename, Revolution.
Mom: What's all that noise?
Little Johnny: I'm in my room playing with my Wii!
A woman who is dressed up in a pointed hat, has a long nose, has a wart, and who is made of wood. They are often burned, and can turn people into newts (but they might get better).
"If she... weighs... the same as a duck... she's made of wood!"
"... ... A WITCH!!!"