56 definitions by aaron steven burns

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A Nuclear Bong holds the most powerful Hits of Pot or Hashish.
A Nuclear Bong holds the most powerful Hits of Pot or Hashish.
by AARON STEVEN BURNS October 05, 2010

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Governor Chris Christie Kreme Doughnuts.
If Governor Chris Christie visits another Krispy Kreme, they will Crown him; Governor Chris Christie Kreme.
by AARON STEVEN BURNS June 12, 2015

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Two or more boxes together. A Deluxe Accommodation for the Homeless.
Finding Boxes, intact, binding them large and spacious Cardboard Mansion.
by AARON STEVEN BURNS May 30, 2015

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Hard paper that rashes your ass.
The toilet paper made my ass smell. Just another Toilet Paper Burn.
by AARON STEVEN BURNS July 01, 2015

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Inability to pee inside the rim.
If you see water marks on your shoes, the floor, and liberally sprayed around (After Peeing) then your Toilet Blind.
by AARON STEVEN BURNS May 27, 2015

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Publication of investigative journalism with portrayal of sexual subject matter for the purpose of sexual arousal.
Porky's I, II, III, the Documentary. A serious SEXposé on the Movie Series.
by AARON STEVEN BURNS April 17, 2015

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One who is using out of date words and abbriviations while texting.
You are so old you use retrotextual words while texting.
by AARON STEVEN BURNS September 25, 2010

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