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A vegetarian is someone who does not eat any meat of any type (steak,pork,bacon,KFC,you get the point)and instead decides to eat plant life (cucumbers,pears,corn,tofu,etc.)Most vegetarians are NOT stoner hippies, nor fuckheads who try to spread the "meat is murder" mind-state. if a vegetarian is publicly announced,it usually ends up a "dick-fight' between said vegan and a crowd.
steve the vegetarian:Can I get a veggie burger?

cashier:WHAT,YOU THINK YOU`RE BETTER THEN ME,I BET YOU`RE ONE OF THOSE 9/11`ERS!

steve:what,9/11ers?the fuck is that?

cashier:THIS IS AMERICA,I CAN EAT A STEAK IF I WANT TO!

steve:wtf?

cashier:USA USA USA,FUCK IRAQ,FUCK THE AFRUAH-AMERICANS,MAH DADDA WAS IN NAM FO YOUR ASS!

*walks out door*

cashier:YEEEHAW, SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
by a stoned toaster September 11, 2010