Guy1:Damn! I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend
who is black.
Guy2: I told you it was coming. What did you expect? You are asian, you need to be rich to keep a fine
Guy1: But I bought her a diamond
necklace with my life
savings. I gave her everything!
Guy2: But with girlfriends everything is not enough. Now come on, let's go to Tijuana
and get some prostitutes to give us sex for $10 it's much cheaper than
a girlfriend and there
are no emotions involved so you can't get hurt.