4 definitions by _Jebus_

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To attempt to improve something that is really shit.
Guy 1: Dude, if you change the last chord of the bar into an arpeggio, then it will sound soo much better.

Guy 2: Dude the song is crap! Doing that would be like pollishing shit!
by _Jebus_ May 09, 2009

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To shit on ones grave
Guy 1: God, that guy's an asshole
Guy 2: Yeah, when he dies, we should grave dump him

Grave dumping
by _Jebus_ May 08, 2009

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An alternate to the word 'gooch' which is the area of skin between the lowest end of your genitailia and your ass hole.

In dedication to Ash
Guy: God damn it my thadger is sweaty!

Girl: Yeah mine too...

Guy: Not like you have much of one!
by _Jebus_ May 10, 2009

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To rush someone means to mug them.
Chav 1: Mate i can see that guys wallet in his pocket; i bet he's got some paper...

Chav 2: yeah, let's rush 'im!
by _Jebus_ May 09, 2009

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