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1 definition by _808Samoan_

 
1.
1) A fat ass kid who is teased very often by family and friends and has tits big enough to hide double-cheese burgers under them.
2) Used as a substitute for a nasty, embarrasing, shameful etc. word.
1) Shut up *Kona* you fat shit.
2) Damn i ate the load of kalua pig now i gotta take a frikkin fat *Kona*.
3) Go suck a fat *kona*.
4) Whoa do you smell that?! Smells like rotten *Kona*.
by _808Samoan_ October 14, 2008