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A congenital condition wherby the sufferer has an uncontrollable compulsion to cut their sideburns so high that that they lie parallel with the top of their ears.
winston churchill was a lifelong sufferer of sideyphobia, as was evel kinevel, who often wore a crash helmet to hide his affliction.
by Zuffle73 December 02, 2009

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