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2 definitions by Zrock76

The ads you are forced to watch when watching online videos. Ad punishment is doubled when one tries to backup, fast forward, or pause said video.
"I just want to watch this episode of Fringe online but the ad punishment is brutal"
by Zrock76 December 23, 2011
The unsettling feeling that you get when you are away from your Facebook feed for too long.
Richard: What is wrong with Jack?
Enzio: He went camping this weekend and did not have an internet connection and is suffering from Facebook separation anxiety disorder
by Zrock76 June 21, 2011