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1 definition by ZootedMonsta

Where you see all the cool kids from ages 14-25 hanging out, if caught swimming you're instantly shunned by anyone nearby. The main activities include Laying, sitting under a big gazebo, drinking (especially if underaged), watching people, and throwing big beach parties that consist of all 4. If one is not considered a cool kid and even shows their face at the Status Beach they must go to the corner next to the family/old people beach.
Stephanie and Blake were at the Status Beach yesterday, all they did was lay in the sand and drink natty light.
by ZootedMonsta February 20, 2011