The Only Way Is Essex (popularly abbreviated to 'TOWIE'):
An unbearably awful
television programme, comparable to the crusty wank-stains on the knickers of your grandma's urine-soaked, faecal
-filled incontinence pants. The show also consists of fake, orange, talentless
chav 'actors' who are severely mentally retarded
, and the only kindness humanity can show them is by shooting them in the head, thus purging the World of their existence.TOWIE
I watched TOWIE last night. No amount of therapy will make what I saw, ok.