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1 definition by Zipperbutt

 
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the greatest guy in the world. Mike Jons treat their girlfriends as if they are the most amazing and most perfect person in the world. Mike Jons tend to like animals (particularly odd ones) and nature maybe a little too much. To destract from the obsessive like of wildlife, start playing techno and through some glow sticks at him he will then have an instant urge to get up and rave.
Girl: Mike Jon just bought me flowers

Girl 2: My boyfriend never buys me flowers

Girl: Sucks for you!
by Zipperbutt October 11, 2011