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2 definitions by Ziongeddon

 
1.
An immense or overloading, possibly even religious, feeling of hormonal reaction to an event or person. A play on words that connects holy war with an overwhelming urge.
1. "Every time we talk politics, you give me such a jihardon."

2. "I'm totally going to declare a jihardon on her."
by Ziongeddon June 17, 2010
 
2.
Snarf Gobbler is when a person spits up food when they laugh or has it come out of the nose and then eats it afterward.
Floyd: Dude, what the hell are you doing with your snarf?!

Cameron: Hey, it can't escape me that easily. There are starving kids all around the world.

Floyd: Ech! You're such a snarf gobbler!
by Ziongeddon April 19, 2010