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1 definition by Zeus P

An alpha male whose womanising skills would make Don Juan look like an average frustrated chump, and who once said - "Yeah I use fake tan, but so does Tom Cruise!".
When Papuchi encounters a hot lesbian, he's not turned on by the fact that she's a hot lesbian, but rather that he's so good, he can turn her into a heterosexual.
by Zeus P May 02, 2008