3 definitions by Zero2None

Scandalous slut

A whoresome individual that takes indiscriminate advantage of any/all situations to satisfy her own sexual motives.

April really wanted to straddle Chris's bologna pony, so the scandalous slut waited till his wife was out of town, then she left her snail trail all over his disco stick.

by Zero2None February 11, 2016

Jif

A nickname for a girl who isn't hesitant to have sex with anyone.

Easy to spread, like peanut butter.

Synonymous with: slut; whore

I heard Jif is coming to this party, you guys got condoms?

by Zero2None February 11, 2016

log smog

A cloud of gasses that escape the anus by passing by a fat turd on the way out and retaining the essence of defecation. Also referred to as PPFs

The steamy cloud of rancid ass-gasses left in a bathroom after dropping a hearty dougan. See also log fog.

Don't breathe through your mouth, bro. You'll get a mad taste of that log smog.

by Zero2None February 11, 2016