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A crotchety old wizard who lives in a ramshackled stone building in the woods with a cat and occasionally a little boy who is always trying to hunt down and eat little blue creatures called smurfs because he's too lazy to walk to town and go to the deli for a pastrami on rye.
Gargamel hungry. Need smurfs...
by Zero X. Diamond March 28, 2003
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