Where 11 overly-obese men who are considered "great sportsmen" for running for about 10 seconds and having a break. The players themselves wear padding for protection incase they get hurt. Boo hoo. The word "football" derives from the mid 16th century where Britian created football; a more exciting offensive and defensive game as oppose to running and hitting someone. Also known as the brother of Rugby, which by any standards is constituted as more exciting than American Football. "Soccer", which derives from God knows how, is a more exciting game to watch.
American: "Coming to the big NDBFCLAD game tomorrow?"
Other Dude: "Screw watching American Football aka fat men running at each other!"