A beast of such diverse scumminess that his stench invades your senses and leaves you defenseless against his scumbeast-like ways, including, but not limited to, smelling, stinking, and inducing vomit.
The scumbeast's stench has made my eyes cry tears and my soul become defiled.
He is the beginning and the end, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last. He is the creator of, and the answer to, all of life's problems. He is perfection incarnate and should be treated as a God with the utmost respect. He is, in one word, awesome.
My toaster waffles are done. Praise be to Jedah!