3 definitions by Ze Kapitan Muslim

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Muh-z-mAHn (n) 1. A Self-Proclaimed Emperor of Earth. 2. The closest thing to a god as one can become. 3. A being of exaggerated physics who mutters odd, yet witty phrases that are disregarded as the recipient assumes the source has down syndrome. 4. See also Muzzy.
We shall go down to the palace and give this season's harvest in whole to Lord Muzzman so that he may spare our lives for the upcoming year which makes no sense because without the harvest we will starve to death and die anyways.
by Ze Kapitan Muslim January 11, 2005

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Name of a poor dirty kid on 851 who drives a Honda Civic. Name usually followed by barking.
Hey there, Ray-Ray Woof Woof! Wanna race in our piece of shit japanese imports?
by Ze Kapitan Muslim January 18, 2005

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The greatest channel to ever grace basic cable/satallite programming ever. This term is mistakenly associated with brainwashing.

Fiddy cent for life!
MTV tells me how to live and without MTV my life is next to worthless. Thank God for MTV, how else would I have become popular by wearing pink shirts and acting like a complete faggot.
by Ze Kapitan Muslim January 11, 2005

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