2 definitions by ZaraRose

Top Definition
A deceptive form of exercise, jalking is a lazy person's jogging. The participator annouces they are "going for a jog" in order to sound impressive or athletic, but once they leave the house, lapse into a slow walk and only actually run or jog for a small percentage of the time. The name is derived from "Walking" and "Jogging"
Person 1: Hey! How was your jog!
Person 2: To tell you the truth, it was more of a jalk. I just wanted that hot new guy to think I'm in great shape.
by ZaraRose August 21, 2010
The act of smelling an item of clothing in order to determine who it belongs owing to people's individual scents.
Person 1: Hey! We're wearing the same top!
*the tops are thrown on the floor and get mixed up*
Person 2: Who's is who's?!
Person 1: It's fine, we can smelldentify them. *Sniffs a shirt* this is yours.
by ZaraRose August 21, 2010

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