7 definitions by Zak Walshon

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To walk along in oblivion to one's surroundings whilst listening to music via headphones.
Those who iplod across the street without looking may end up as roadkill.
by Zak Walshon May 13, 2004

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Excessive and often incoherent talkativeness or wordiness in a blog.
There is no immodium for Jane's incessant blogorrhoea about mundane crap.
by Zak Walshon January 08, 2008

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An injury that occurs while trying to lose weight.
Nina fell while on the treadmill and suffered a minor thinjury.
by Zak Walshon May 22, 2008

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Due to extreme skinniness, an injury is incurred.
When a gust of wind took Stephanie, the skinniest girl I know, by surprise, she crashed to the ground and suffered a minor thinjury - a skinned knee.
by Zak Walshon May 22, 2008

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Due to extreme skinniness, an injury is incurred.
When a gust of wind took Stephanie, the skinniest girl I know, by surprise, she crashed to the ground and suffered a minor thinjury - a skinned knee.
by Zak Walshon May 22, 2008

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To write at length in a pompous or boastful manner in a blog.
Bill O'Reilly blogviates in his blog about the downfall of our society due to the far left extremists.
by Zak Walshon January 08, 2008

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A boyfriend who sleeps around.
Sara says her boyfriend is faithful, but I think he's a ho-beau.
by Zak Walshon February 26, 2006

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