2 definitions by Zak K

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A level of obesity beyond fat that is so great it becomes comical and/or worthy of congratulations. Applies only to males.
"There was this dude at the Cubs game with his shirt off - had to be 4 hundo or more - totally cool fat. I bought him a beer."
by Zak K November 05, 2006

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When a heterosexual male tries to pathetically talk to or impress a girl with an abundance of emoticons, which has the unintended effect of making her question his sexuality.
Hey babe, I paid for our tickets to see Taylor Swift and Justin Biebler! πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸŽΌπŸ˜ƒI'm so emotigay.
by Zak K July 09, 2016

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