2 definitions by Zak K
A level of obesity beyond fat that is so great it becomes comical and/or worthy of congratulations. Applies only to males.
"There was this dude at the Cubs game with his shirt off - had to be 4 hundo or more - totally cool fat. I bought him a beer."
by Zak K November 6, 2006
When a heterosexual male tries to pathetically talk to or impress a girl with an abundance of emoticons, which has the unintended effect of making her question his sexuality.
by Zak K July 9, 2016