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7 definitions by Zack Morris

 
1.
The historical figure (played by Will Ferrell) who introduces the cowbell and plays the hell out of it. A man who is idolized by all that are involved with music and has a beard that could give a heard of squirrels a decent home. He also contains a sexy mid-rift.
"Can I just say one thing? I'm standing here, staring at Bruce Dickinson! And if Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell! And, Bobby, you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a lot of songs that feature the cowbell."
by Zack Morris February 24, 2005
 
2.
The famous Cowbell player for Blue Oyster Cult on Saturday Night Live. Less than a God, but MORE than a man. An idol for everyone, a father figure for most and a beard that touches every single one of us.
Can I just say one thing? I'm standing here, staring at Bruce Dickinson! And if Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell! And, Bobby, you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a lot of songs that feature the cowbell.
by Zack Morris March 01, 2005
 
3.
The great historical figure who played the cowbell for Blue Oyster Cult.
"If Bruce Springsteen is asking for more cowbell, then we probably should give him more cowbell."
by Zack Morris February 24, 2005
 
4.
A term used when someone needs a substitute for the word fuck frick or shit. A frustration reliever
ahh "horse feathers" I forgot to spoon with Josh & Sam last night
by Zack Morris March 03, 2005
 
5.
what usually found riding a harley
It was funny when the dirtbag on the harley crashed into the truck.
by Zack Morris May 07, 2003
 
6.
Something that does NOT come out with just shampoo. Very sticky, irritating, but not flammable
Hey harry, this protein stain tastes nothing like caviar!!!
by Zack Morris February 23, 2005
 
7.
A dumb drug that makes you feel somewhat drunk, eh what's the point of that? it's lame infact it barely even hit me for some reason... however I do know of people who have done so much that they fall into what's called a k-hole it's like you're knocked out but you're up it's just you can't move, slightly tourturous shitty experience.
Special K is a waste of money, as well as brain-cells.
by Zack Morris May 03, 2005