106 definitions by Zack

1. A competitive athletic event. 2. An excuse for extremely moronic men who consider themselves to be alpha males to make gorilla's look sophisticated in comparison. 3. Something that parents use to destroy a child's self esteem by denying their desire to develop their own talents. 4. I am and always have been an athlete so spare me your dime-store divination. 5. An agreed upon activity whereby a certain group of men can convince themselves that they are doing something that others are too afraid to do, when in reality those others in question are stealing their wives from under their cheap yellowing sneakers.
It's a good thing we're playing sports, Biff, otherwise given 5 minutes everybody would figure out that I can't read or write my own name.

"Dad! Dad! Dad! The teacher told me that my reseach paper was worthy of graduate students and she's going to send me to the best university in the galaxy! And she's going to pay for it!!"..."Sorry son, you missed baseball practice. If you don't have time for baseball practice how can you be a big ole high faluttin fancy pants writer man?"

"Hey Jim! Let's go down to the sports bar where us and the rest'a the guys can clog our hearts with hot wings and ranch dresing, getting even more morbidly obese while vicariously living out our failed dreams through people who would spit on us given the chance, all the while destroying what tiny amounts of braincells we have left with Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
by Zack June 15, 2004
wild and crazy

too hairy to stand
i just took the most rambunktous shit ever!

Eric is so rambunktous, he looks like an ape!
by Zack June 03, 2004
A odd person.
Man, your such a Zutar.
by Zack December 16, 2003
A place where Hanus is manufactured. Also someone who is very Hanus.
Damn, that guy is such a Hanery.

Hey, did you visit the Hanery? It's pretty rank!
by Zack September 02, 2003
nickname for a man with a penis that is smaller than the length of his thumb.
George Bush is a tree stump.
by zack December 02, 2004
little ridges in your ballsack after you come inside after a snowball fight and take a piss
Dude the speens on my nuts are deeper and harder than when i had rough buttsex with bruce
by zack January 11, 2003
A male comming from African American descent who has acquire all male caucasian characteristics. The Jskizzle or skiddles as some may call him has an enormous lack of talent when it comes to rapping and or free styling. He is a joke and gives rappers a bad name, espesially toward EXC and its crew!
Yo I got this hot beat so we all gotta spit some lines, except skiddles because he'll just ruin the entire song.
by Zack August 01, 2005
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