3 definitions by Zachary Peterson

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Host of the "Maury" daytime talk show series. Show usually contains corny subjects such as:

1. "I have slept with 63 men, and I need to tell my husband!"
2. "Beaten, shot, raped, and burned. And I'm alive to tell!"
3. "I don't think my son is my husband's."
4. "Man or Woman"
5. "My baby is 235 pounds, and I need help!"

Notorious for it's large African-American viewership, and it's notoriously low ratings, Maury has been the butt of jokes since it's inception.

Maury Povich is married to embarassment-of-a-journalist Connie Chung and is usually busy putting up with her.
Man, did you see Maury Povich today? Shanequa brought on her 54th man to be tested! Yeah, she's a ho.
by Zachary Peterson August 04, 2005

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A small, platypus-like animal that hangs around inside your pants and forces you to tell you the truth by slowly gnawing on your inner thighs.
Dude, a dweeble must have your toungue, these pants really do make ay ass look big.
by Zachary Peterson August 04, 2005

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A person that fails to have an erection at the most inopprotune time.
Man, she is so FINE! But, something's wrong, Joe's all flippy floppy and stuff.
by Zachary Peterson August 04, 2005

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