2 definitions by Zach Garrison

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Someon who is always drunk and suck dick all the time
Jon Hoffman is a shit face cock master who does it with Tim Alo every night
by Zach Garrison March 20, 2005

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someone who is stupid and is afraid of asking someone out
Jon Hoffman is a stupid fucking pussy for not asking out Joanna
by Zach Garrison March 20, 2005

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