133 definitions by Zach

When a male shoots his load in a female's eye. And immediately following the ejaculation, the male kicks her in the shin. She then hops around, holding her eye as if she was a pirate. Bonus points are given to those males who get their females who say "YARRRR".
Dude, I just gave babygurl the mad pirate. I didn't get the bonus, but I'll try again next time.
by Zach October 05, 2006
the highest level of 1337-ness, an even bigger compliment than 31337
omg, he pwnz, d00d he's 301337
by zach February 20, 2005
Greyhawk is a very retarded name that is unoriginal and was stolen from some old war movie. It is also a Dungeons and Dragons campaign setting. When this name is used by a player in a FPS this tells you that one, they have no skill, and two, they are the offspring of two nubs, yes a nublet.
"Greyhawk is a nublet.."
"HELL YEAH! HE IS ALSO NOT FUNNY!"
"HEY! You forgot he sucks at Magic!"
"Remember when he used to have Counter-Strike skills?"
"Yeah but then he started going out with Asha :("
by Zach November 29, 2004
1.A place were human children spend the first 18 years of their life

2.A place were children are forced to accept the dominant ideas of the day and a place were original ideas are thrown out

3. school= 1/3learning+1/3busy work ex. making valentine card holders in 2nd grade+1/6lunch+1/12not payingattention+1/12 field trips

4. a cool place were you meet most of your friends and have most of your childhood experiences
I am indfferent to going to school tomorow mom
by zach February 24, 2005
When a girl is soo good looking she is worth jizing on or have intercourse with
DAMN, look at that girl she soo fine, she's jizarific.
by Zach February 03, 2005
the act of writing or recording the history of your or anothers PENIS
He had a book of his penistry
by Zach October 12, 2003
when u get a rash on your sack and gooch..
Rash
On
Sack
And
Gooch
Man, after that intense soccer practice i got a serious rosag.
by zach March 11, 2005
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