133 definitions by Zach

The greatest song by Tupac ever.
"I see no changes. Wake up in the morning and I ask myself,
"Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?"
I'm tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black.
My stomach hurts, so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch.
Cops give a damn about a negro? Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he's a hero.
Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares? One less hungry mouth on the welfare."
by Zach March 14, 2005
something that sucks horribly; stupid; fake; talentless
that new jay-z joint is wack as fuck.
by zach November 25, 2002
The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"
Hey, look at that ultra cute raccoon!
by Zach February 16, 2004
lead singer of rage against the machine.
zack de la rocha rocked during that last set.
by zach May 29, 2005
slang term for human flesh prepared as the flesh of a pig. Usually used to sell human flesh to tourists in East Asian countries. Long Pig is best when avoided entirely.
long pig is people!!!
by Zach January 29, 2004
some one trying to be something their not
Ashlee Simpson

OH MY GOD!! ASHLEE SIMPSON IS SO ROCKIN'
by zach March 09, 2005
The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.
Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.
by zach March 31, 2006

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