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ZPZ
pronounced zeepz. stands for zero point zero. Means never, not going to happen, not at all.
Tom: Lets go out and get white boy wasted.
Mike: ZPZ. Its Monday I have work tomorrow.

Eddie: Laura, will you go out with me?
Laura: ZPZ, you live with your parents.
by ZPZer May 15, 2013

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