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21 definitions by ZODIAC

 
8.
mostly used in messages, jykez is a odd spelling for jokes.
normally used after saying something as a joke that could be taken the wrong way by the recipient
u r a complete idiot. neva go near me again. jykez!! lol!
by ZODIAC January 09, 2008
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9.
Products made by Apple with the infamous 'i' added to the name to make it seem cooler. the products are used by the tech savvy and mindless sheep alike. Istuff are great products unfortunately ruined by the companies chosen limitations.
"Natalie doesnt mind wasting her money on istuff even if similar products are cheaper. Just another sheep following the i".
by ZODIAC March 19, 2010
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10.
When someone for some reason is very agitated or angry who really needs to calm down.

This gives them the option to calm down and relax themselves or others will do it for them.
that C**** wont answer the phone! WTF! im gonna keep calling the b**** until she f****** picks up!" "mate, we are tryin to have a good time! chill or be chilled!" "yeah, OK.
by ZODIAC July 02, 2010
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11.
A persons distinct/unique knock that allows them to be identified before being seen or heard.

This allows the person to decide if they want to let the person in or pretend they're not in.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK......KNOCK....KNOCK..... KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "whats that?!?" "Thats Matthew with the tens!" "how do you know?" "Duh! Knocker ID! N.O but you're stupid! "
by ZODIAC June 23, 2010
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12.
The belief after watching a film that it could be real life. Most well known cases are the matrix (the belief that we are all in a game) and inception (the belief that we are all dreaming and everything is inside the mind of the person believing this). Most cases are harmless fun for kids but can lead to a warped perception of real life (people thinking inception is real have killed themselves in the belief that they will wake up afterwards in the real world)
Robs gone mad after watching inception. He keeps waking sleeping people up with a 'kick' to bring them back up one dream level & thinking he can act like an idiot cos hes dreaming!" "I know! Major case of filmception
by ZODIAC August 21, 2010
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13.
Shut Up or Fuck Off
Nat I've been telling you for 10 days now I wont give you my Apad as much as you want it so just SUFO.
by ZODIAC August 19, 2010
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14.
When someone gets a kill/killstreak which exites the players team leading to lots of screaming/grunting/various praisings of god
*team* - OMG! OMG! you see that kill! O M G! "chill mates, dont teamgasm!"
by ZODIAC August 19, 2010
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