254 definitions by Your mom

Hooking up with someone, making out with them, but not going all the way. Regional usage; note that "hooking up" may mean you went all the way in some places.
"We hooked up last night"
"John and Katie hooked up at the party"
by your mom March 10, 2003
The greatest show ever.
You need to watch Home Movies so it doesn't get canceled.
by Your mom January 27, 2004
your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!
by your mom March 15, 2005
Best car ever. Lambo styling, handles like a centrefuge, only true Japanese sports car ever made. Discontinued in '99. Featured in all 3 Gran Turismo games. Comes in base, SL, and VR4
by Your mom June 27, 2003
The Democratic candidate hoping to run for the White House again, and also chairman for the Democratic National Committee. He sure has the enthusiasm, if not way too much of it.
Howard Dean: Fuck John Kerry, we will defeat Condi Rice! We'll make it in 2008! AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRR!!!!!
by Your Mom December 11, 2004
The process of talking behind someone's back about them.
"She was talking shit about me at the party"
by your mom March 10, 2003
a way dope sport (only consitered gay by fags who play baseball)
cool guy: hey, want to go play lacrosse?
fag: no i would rather sit around on my ass eating sunflower seeds and stair at other guys butts (in other words- play baseball)
by your mom March 21, 2005
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