are very angry people
Too much red meat?
Something in the water?
at always playing second fiddle to New South
Couldnt really give a fuck one way or the other personally; but, they annoy
the crap out of me big-time.
met 3 nice Victorians
in my whole life
fallen in love with a Victorian; I am such
a tool. Seriously, these evil bastards take hate
to a whole new level, they
enjoy hurting people, it makes them
feel more secure. Ive heard the men have
skinny cocks which probably pisses
off, which of course pisses
the men off, which unfortunately can also really piss me off if they
get too close.
Did I mention I am a tool? - cool, glad we got that
all the words of that
serene but harrowing country song 'Dont fall in love with a Victorian' - check it out sometime
its by 'Woolly B & the Sweet pussy collective' - that shit
a beautiful state too; hell of a fuckin
waste to fill Victoria with Victorians
. Could have
chucked the Tasmanians in there; it may have stopped those
dirty little buggers from
inbreeding so bloody much.
And quite possibly the Victorians could have
gone to Tasmania and inbred themselves into oblivion
(the non-existant type of oblivion
; not the one that
Too easy, but too fuckin
' late to save me (run to the hills while you can, you stupid bloody random bogans; the Victorians
There is some chance that
you may have
reached the conclusion that
i do not like Victorians
Of course, i must admit
you are right - well done you, go to the back
of the 'big bus' and wait for a window to lick
Ever towed a caravan around Australia?
Me neither, sounds like a right prick of an idea.
Worked in a Caravan park
once in the sleepy little town
of 'Hell on Earth'; the people were all inbred and kinda fucked
Anyway, the point
in a caravan park
you can have
a lot of people just sitting around; of course, when a vehicle
enters the park they
tend to look at the car and its number plates (as you do).
number plates have
'Victoria' on them
- the vibe just goes to shit
; its like everyone collectively
loses 11 bits of happiness
or some other funky fucked
in the head
Stereotyping is wrong and ridiculously improbable
own rules though and because they
stop being angry because you have
skinny cocks and are duck fucker
s. You are pissing the world off. You are up your
own arse, how can you not feel
it? - Fuckin
Bogans the lot of you :)