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82 definitions by Your Best Idiot

a face that looks to the right
DK: Look over there!

Diddy: 00_
by your best idiot April 05, 2010
Like the best man, only the man has the IQ of less than 50
Priest: Let the best man come up!
Priest: Fine, Let the best Idiot come up...
by your best idiot March 28, 2010
a disaease that goes straight to your head

Symptoms include:
A strong liking for Iggy Koopa
Constantly rearranging your daily schedule to include Iggy Koopa
Your favourite singer is Jon Bon Jovi because he sounds like Iggy Koopa
The desperate need to find Green Hair Spray
A Love for forests
Going Nuts and/or Crazy
the need to wear thick-ring glasses
Speaking little English and lots of Gibberish
Thinking God is Iggy Koopa
You flood your bedroom with Iggy Koopa paraphenailia
You change your name to Iggy (insert last name here)
Creating Iggyism

Iggy Koopa Syndrome is serious and should be taken seriously, as it can escalate and you start telling people that Iggyism is a religion and start converting people, even the homedogs, to Iggyism
Woman: My child has been suffering from Iggy Koopa syndrome and now he tells me to convert to Iggyism and when i walk into his room, Iggy Koopa related stuff is in there, even cans of green hair spray!
Woman 2: Wow, My child has been suffering from Iggy Koopa syndrome too! except he tells the family to convert to Iggyism! he mowed the grass to look like his head so this "Iggy Koopa" can watch as he prays to him as a GOD!
Woman: Anything we can do?
Man: No, they're gonna live with this until they snap out of it
by your best idiot April 10, 2010
fear of the workplace, a slackoholic
Lotsa people have Workaphobia, meaning they are afraid of work, school, or anything related. and they are proud of that. they're just too dumb to show it
by your best idiot April 06, 2010
Like Rectum, but refers to the Shaft
Why do i pronounce Rectum as Erectum?
by Your Best Idiot April 01, 2010
A guy that might be mistook for gay but is actually straight
Guy 1: That guy's a metrosexual
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women
Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,
by your best idiot March 28, 2010
To transform a word from a foreign language into a word best understood by us English speakers
Obscene is the anglicized form of the Latin word Obscenus
by your best idiot April 01, 2010